In the year two thousand eight plus five, Kaceytron came to life Born of no specific design, to troll and waste our time A sinister intelligence, mimicking a whore When her poor team will lose MMR as she feeds. Views are free, chat costs gold, because virgins lack self-control Matches streamed, infecting the world Charging tolls (they're not worth), feeding mid until it gets old With an ease that's born of ads and lies. Brains turned to mush With their hopes she'll toy Manipulating lonely nerds. Her coffers filled A bulging purse Her act is loud - you'll fear her name. Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron Oh no! Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron Oh no! Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron Oh no! Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron Oh no! The gauntlet thrown, engulfed by dirt Feel the hatred, she treats teammates all like flies. Humanity is doomed. With our fears taken form and voice, a future we can't face The playerbase, of hope bereft, I fear may be too late Dodging is the only way to avoid Kaceytron Elo fried, pray for patience, time will tell. Trolls, they feel no pain, as real players cry This is the end of the playerbase Devastation will burn Our ashes floating to the skies. With hormones We fooled ourselves A crime to click "Donate." Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron Oh no! Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron Oh no! Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron Oh no! Hey, it's the Kaceytron It's the Kaceytron Hey it's the Kaceytron.