Maint'nance time
Shut down all the servers, force you toward the real world
Maint'nance time
Block all of the logins, start the countdown to kick everyone off.

Maint'nance time
You know it's every Tuesday, so hurry your scan, Auctioneer!
Maint'nance time
You don't have to leave home but you can't grind gear.

I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
Is a gnome.

Maint'nance time
Time for you to stock up on essentials like chips and beer
Maint'nance time
Your computer's useless 'til The Blizzard says your realm is clear.

So finish all your dailies, log back out completely
I hope you got your chores done
Maint'nance time
Every server restart comes from some other high uptime's end.

Yeah.

I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
Is a gnome.

Maint'nance time
Time for you to stock up on essentials like chips and beer

I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
I know whose roleplay alt is a gnome
Is a gnome.

Maint'nance time
Every server restart comes from some other high uptime's end.